Funny Maths Jokes

Maths can be fun too! Here are some of our jokes from our children...
 
Q: How do cows add?
A: With cow-culators.
 
Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine.
 
Q: Why did the maths book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems...
 
Q: Why do plants hate maths?
A: Because it gives them square roots.
 
Q: Which triangles are the coldest?
A: Ice-sosceles.
 
Q: What is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of cotton?
A: Neither, they both weigh a pound.
 
Q: What did the spelling book say to the maths book?
A: I know I can count on you.
 
Q: What do you call people that like tractors?
A: Pro-tractors.
 
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!
 
Q: How do cows add?
A: With cow-culators.
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